Landscaper in Chicago, Illinois

Do you have an old lawn tractor sitting in the breeze way that you've been tripping over? Or perhaps it's taken up residence in the garage forcing you to park the Chevy out side and shoveling it out from under 8 feet of snow each morning. Or maybe you lay awake at night with your favorite wish catalog on your knees drooling over pictures of a shiny new tractor, the only problem is your old one still functions in a half ways acceptable matter. This is a problem easily solved with a simple text to me, I will come and haul off your old tractor, and even certify that it should not operated if this help with your significant other. Is your tractor in the back yard? No problem, text me. Is your tractor in the front yard? No problem, text me. Has little Jimmy found dad's tools and played mechanic, and now your back yard looks like a scene for a post apocalyptic movie? No problem, I can provide baskets to haul off your old basket case, text me. Did you get a little extra happy last night and woke up this morning to find your tractor high in a tree? I would love to hear the story of that night. DON'T text me. A person uses to call the fire department for kittens stuck in trees, though not sure how in the world you would explain a tractor in a tree. All extractions scheduled for Saturdays. Text me an address and make and model of your tractor and I will come haul it off. Text me at (630)470.... Absolutely no calls. TEXTS ONLY! Serving all of Chicago Land and North West Indiana.