Landscaper in Sacramento, California

Announcing! *drum ROLL* *Ahem!* Uncle Yusuf's (Virtually Useless??? - NOT!) Human Powered Lawn and Garden. Get THIS: I can Mow your Lawn (or Weed your Garden) WITHOUT sounding like the Indy 500 Race Track!! That's right! NO Power Tools! NO Gas Powered Mowers. NO Gas Powered Blowers, (Geezey Cheezey Whiz Guys *and Gals, nope no sexism HERE uh uh* -- ever Heard of a RAKE or a BROOM???) Or Edgers. Or Other-What-Not-Have-You's. Come to think of it: (DOH!) No Electrics NEITHER! And the BEAUTY of this is I can Mow in the Magical Myst-ical Morning (Step Right Up Folks! -- sorry john) WITHOUT Waking Wonderful Woo (ok, You -- I pushed the alliteration a BIT too far -- but there WAS the Big Wu! back in the Day -- think Grateful Dead post-modern) up from your GLORIOUS GRATUITOUS GRANDIOSE sleep-eye!* (WOO HOO!) (Mom, I love you! -- SHE can relate (al-MOST 80 now(!)) -- albeit Scottsdale, AZ) *sniff, sniff* Oh, and an OTHER thing: I have a Master's Degree in SCIENCE! (can you guess??? - a cha cha cha!) So I darn well rootin' tootin' BETTER know a thing or TWO about SCIENCE?! (you better you better you BET, aCHOO!) Not that my 100 BIG ONEs in student DEBT would ever clue you in. Oh yeah, I can play a MEAN chop-stix on the PIANO when needed TOO! * subject to the usual EULA legal-eze (i.e. NO rights WHAT-so-ever NOT!) I like to work for friendly people, promise NOT to soak you, but HEY I gotta a family to support TOO. Keep the communication GOING I say.